Ivy And Coney

Self-described as a neighborhood bar with cheap food, cheap booze & even cheaper company, Ivy And Coney certainly didn’t disappoint on the restroom front, featuring words of wisdom such as:

Roses really smell like boo booooooo

I’m so DC I should be the logo

– “because no-one else will, because you suck

Hope falls in colors circling round the faint idea of a conscience and the ethereal

Few displays on the human spirt can challenge the raw creativity of a black pen & a white wall
Correction below – “Human SPIRIT

Sometimes people get confused when a sentence doesn’t end the way that they penis

The duck hunter: “Do you like duck meat?”
His wife: “Yes”
The duck hunter: “Duck on down and get you some!”

What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it is too late to correct everyone, but at night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself, ‘My name is Pete’

Of all the gin joint in the world you took a shit in this one






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