Posted: May 26, 2019 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Fun Toilets, Greater Toronto Area, Toilet Art, Toilet-Themed Restaurants |
Today I went for a bike ride to Oakville to see the new Poop Cafe that opened up recently. I love how their first location in Toronto was so popular they added a second one! 😂🚽






Posted: November 12, 2017 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Dive Bars, Graffiti, Greater Toronto Area, Urinals |
Jimmy Jazz was the final stop of my whirlwind tour of Guelph and I was very pleased with the quality of dive they had going on inside these dunnies. As avid Toilographers know, each time I come across heavily-graffitied washroom walls I like to take note of their many words of wisdom – there were certainly some philosophical & existential corkers here at the Jazz.

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. – N. Chomsky
It’s no good measure of health, to be found to be well-adjusted in a profoundly sick society. – J. Krishnamurti
The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. – Edward Bernays
Sorry, damaged my shitty hipster love in a car accident
– Dude, fuck off, you’re at the Jazz
– It’s ok, no one cares
– Here’s to the few who forgive what you do and the few who don’t even care

Antisocial behaviour is a trait of intelligence in a world full of conformists. – Nikola Tesla
Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death… if you repeat a lie big enough, long enough and often enough then the people will eventually believe the lie. They are more likely to believe a big lie than a small one. – Adolph Hitler
Jimmy’s Jazz didn’t taste as good as my dads
– Multiple dads?
No doubt I’m cooler than your cooler full of Palm Bays
– But what about my fridge?
RIP Uncle Anus

Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all. – Aristotle
If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy…
If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing…
Blah blah. – Bob Marley
Watching TV is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. – Bill Hicks
I’m not taking a shit! I’m leaving one.
Fear is your only god!
– Except those who fear God
He who fucks nuns will later join the church. – J. Strummer

I’m in love with a ghost girl, all alone in a lonely world
There is a demon in me and I can’t separate my flesh so when it crawls onto you just know I want to hold my breath
– Give your balls a tug, make sure they’re still attached
This entire room used to be filled with intelligent, beautiful quotes. WTF, Jazz?
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. – Martin Luther King
[Spoken in Spanish accent]
Amigo, there seems to be copious amounts of shite written on these walls by pseudo-intellectuals quoting famous people… which seems rather ironic to me since we’re in a room littered, literally, with a lot of written figurative shit.
¿Comprende?
Posted: November 12, 2017 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Greater Toronto Area, Tiles, Toilet Art, Toilets at Cafes |
The very charming atmosphere cafe + etc in Guelph has 5 themed restrooms, one each for fire 🔥, earth 🌏, metal ⚙️, wood 🌳 and water 💧





Posted: July 2, 2017 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Greater Toronto Area, Toilet Art, Toilets at Restaurants |
I had a great recommendation from the kind people of Reddit to visit The Coop Wicked Chicken in Burlington, ON, where I found some delicious hot dogs and strawberries 🌭🍓 🚽

Not to mention a colourful collage of Playboy covers and movie posters on the wall in the next stall
