VIDEO: Toilography visits the Oculus Pavilion

Posted: March 28, 2021 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Broken Toilets, Canadian Toilets, Graffiti, Outdoors, Toronto, ON | Leave a comment

Toilet hunting has come to a stall (pun intended) over the past year so I cherish the moments I stumble upon outdoor beauties like this. This was found at the Oculus Pavilion, while on a bike ride along Toronto’s Humber Trail.

Turd On A Toilet

Posted: December 19, 2019 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Toilet Art, Toronto, ON | Leave a comment

To get you into the festive spirit today here’s a “Turd On A Toilet” from artisan chocolatier, @chefcocoxo – I’ve never seen a chocolate toilet before!

The Instagram grapevine is a wonderful thing, thanks to Cheryl who saw this at a Parkdale marketplace the other week and told me about it, I was just in time to pick up their last remaining one 😁

I really wanna frame this delicious & handsome little guy and keep him forever but unfortunately for him he’ll be in my mouth very soon 🤤💩🚽

A rant at Done Right Inn

Posted: November 9, 2019 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Dive Bars, Graffiti, Interesting Signs or Graffiti, Toronto, ON | Leave a comment

A rant on the restroom wall found at Done Right Inn:

I just wanna live in a world where everyone loves each other and guys put the toilet seat down after they piss
– Mrs H.L. Turner

(- I could leave the seat down and piss?)

Lipstick & Dynamite

Posted: November 9, 2019 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Dive Bars, Graffiti, Toronto, ON | Leave a comment

I discovered Lipstick & Dynamite, another Toronto dive bar with terrifically-tagged toilet walls. Below the pics are a selection of the words of wisdom including a riveting story about a missing tooth.

I lost a tooth in this bar and I had to sort through my shit for two days to find it. My dentist put it back in my mouth. My mother still calls me Shit Tooth when she’s cross with me.

Fuck this trash bar!
— How about you calm the fuck down?
— This bar is my home
— Fuck you!

Poo’d so hard I twisted + shouted

I got a penchant for smokes and kicking dudes in the mouth. Sadly for you my last cigarette’s gone out

I wish I wasn’t left-handed except in this wrist scenario

At one point cave people thought they were the apex of society with their cave etchings. Stop being so fixated on your crude analysis of the fall of Babylon 2.0. (A millennials cliffs notes). Apple crumble America’s greatest bakeoff.

I am a poo factory and I hate myself

Toilet Boyz

Posted: July 1, 2019 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Toilet Art, Toronto, ON | Leave a comment

Spied some actual toilet graffiti at Bloor & Major in Toronto. Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦

Black urinals at Chop Steakhouse

Posted: February 7, 2019 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Canadian Toilets, Toilet Art, Toilets at Restaurants, Toronto, ON, Urinals | Leave a comment

Some rare black urinals with a gold feature at Chop in Mississauga

Storm Crow Manor

Posted: January 4, 2019 | Author: toilography | Filed under: Toilet Art, Toilets at Bars & Pubs, Toronto, ON | Leave a comment

Any DC fans out there? How about this for the first colourful loo I’ve come across so far in 2019 at Storm Crow Manor, billed as the nerdiest bar in Canada.