A rant on the restroom wall found at Done Right Inn:
I just wanna live in a world where everyone loves each other and guys put the toilet seat down after they piss
– Mrs H.L. Turner
(- I could leave the seat down and piss?)
Toilets at Marlin Bar are that way, oh and while you’re at it here’s how to tie a noose
Anyone want to teach me to surf? Surprise visit to my home town of Townsville! See how many cool loos I can find here over the next 10 days. This one is at Longboard Bar & Grill
An awesome restroom door sign I saw at Hooters in Singapore a few years ago
Frog parking only at Duke’s Refresher & Bar
The toilet at Page One Cafe has a very important plea. He just can’t handle it right now
Here’s some other wise words from the walls of Page One:
Toronto folk will understand: Honest Ed’s closes today for good after 68 years 😞 They’re famous for their hand-painted signs & slogans so I got this one for my toilet so I could keep a part of Toronto history with me forever
I think the Wonderland Ballroom in Columbia Heights was the 7th bar that I’d visited on this Friday night so I was starting to get a little tipsy. I’d heard of this venue through a popular online column called Dear John where an reviewer would rank different bars around town based on the quality of their restrooms. This bar had a particularly dirty mirror (-4 points) and an interesting public service announcement (+6 points) that I was quite curious to see.
There was again a lengthy lineup to use one of the three stalls. While I was waiting I had a deep chat to the girl in front of me about how gross it must be to clean these restrooms.
Yeah, the mirror was certainly dirty
And here’s the public service announcement I came to see, ha ha ha!
Lyman’s Tavern is a fun place. On the Friday night I was there I entered a long, thin room packed to the brim with a couple of hundred thirsty locals, many of whom were playing pinball & arcade games at the opposite end of the bar.
The fun stops in the bathroom though: